so im wrapping up for bed and there was this huge ass spider about the size of a small dog! and it crawled behind this stack of paneling and i couldnt find it and then the lights started flickering! Holy shit, this is NOT happening today! I WILL NOT be the first 5 minutes of a Supernatural Episode!
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
How was it?
It was OK
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
am i seeing things
“help me, call cops.”