im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above
YOU DO NOT INSULT MY FLAWLESS BOYFRIEND YOU DICK
this is the whole show
whenever i’m sad I think to myself that somewhere in the world this cute little puppy wearing pyjamas and little ducky slippers is out there
and then I’m not sad anymore
why dont clothes just wash themselves jeez theyre so lazy i have to do everything around here
I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.
if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone