so im wrapping up for bed and there was this huge ass spider about the size of a small dog! and it crawled behind this stack of paneling and i couldnt find it and then the lights started flickering! Holy shit, this is NOT happening today! I WILL NOT be the first 5 minutes of a Supernatural Episode! 

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

nutthing:

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

How was it?

It was OK

singedlace:

esslaurent:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

am i seeing things

“help me, call cops.”